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Subject
Grandino triple chocolate cookies (Sondey)
Field Notes
“From a pitiful Croatian selection from the pathetically small Lidl biscuit aisle, this set of cookies is head and shoulders above the rest. But the rest are all biscuiting dwarves. Some potential - but nowhere near its British Lidl cousins. Overwhelmingly, the taste is of cheap chocolate. But still good.”
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The Viscount
Head of the Bureau