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We gather intelligence on Britain's most wanted biscuits. Submit your biscuit review to contribute to the national database.

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Evidence: Dark chocolate gingers (Lidl)

Case #92f94ead

Dark chocolate gingers (Lidl)

Good dunking - only not higher as the chocolate melting makes it a bit logistically difficult. Ten to a pack - although smaller than on the pic.

CRUMB
7.3
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