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Case File #2ce17950
Evidence: Gingerbread & white chocolate cookies (m&s)
Fig. A: Evidence
CRUMB7.3

Subject

Gingerbread & white chocolate cookies (m&s)

Field Notes

“Sensational flavour. Tastes like Christmas. The quality of chocolate also slapped and you know I like the crunchy edged cookie by now. This is like the 3rd evolution of a ginger crunch and I think they’ve taken it as far as it can go.”

·12 Sept
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