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Case File #582e48c8
Evidence: Milk chocolate butter biscuits (Belmont / Aldi)
Fig. A: Evidence
CRUMB7.4

Subject

Milk chocolate butter biscuits (Belmont / Aldi)

Field Notes

“Basically a Leibniz - but doesn’t bear the philosopher’s name. Cute little designs - still got demolished.”

·8 Feb
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