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Case File #6a62b835
Evidence: Deluxe Belgian milk chocolate cookies
Fig. A: Evidence
CRUMB43

Subject

Deluxe Belgian milk chocolate cookies

Field Notes

“Ate watching traitors. Feel betrayed myself to be honest. Thought it would have been more delicious”

·30 Oct
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“Should you, dear agent, suspect that a Digestive deserves rather more than a 7.2 - or indeed that our Hobnobs are criminally overrated - the Bureau requires your intelligence forthwith. One cannot stand idly by whilst biscuits are misgraded; it is your solemn duty to act.”

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