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We gather intelligence on Britain's Most Wanted Biscuits. Submit reviews to contribute to the national database, and earn Honours as you climb the Bureau's hierarchy.
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Subject
Jam Creams (Tower Gate / Lidl)
Field Notes
“Dunkability would have been 10 if these were not so chewy - the jam doesn't lend itself to dunking well. These are a great little treat once in a while. Value would have been higher but you only get 8-10 in a pack... And that pack doesn't last long.”
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“Should you, dear agent, suspect that a Digestive deserves rather more than a 7.2 - or indeed that our Hobnobs are criminally overrated - the Bureau requires your intelligence forthwith. One cannot stand idly by whilst biscuits are misgraded; it is your solemn duty to act.”
The Viscount
Head of the Bureau