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Confidential
Case File #7a747e72
Evidence: Island Bakery Oat Crumbles
Fig. A: Evidence
CRUMB6.8

Subject

Island Bakery Oat Crumbles

Field Notes

“Delicious buttery oat biscuit. Artisanal hobnobs. Warms your cockles after a craggy coast walk. Dunked in a pint of caledonian best (not included in score).”

·20 Jun
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Confidential Memo

Disagree With the Bureau Rankings?

“Should you, dear agent, suspect that a Digestive deserves rather more than a 7.2 - or indeed that our Hobnobs are criminally overrated - the Bureau requires your intelligence forthwith. One cannot stand idly by whilst biscuits are misgraded; it is your solemn duty to act.”

The Viscount, Head of the Bureau

The Viscount

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