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Case File #f93bcd9d
Evidence: McVitie's Digestive Lemon Cheesecake
Fig. A: Evidence
CRUMB4.9

Subject

McVitie's Digestive Lemon Cheesecake

Field Notes

“I knew it was gonna be chemically, artifical nonsense - but I bought them anyway, as they need to be tried. This biscuit format digestive on top and cream-filled lends itself very well to dunkability, however taste just wasn't there.”

·10 Feb
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