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Case File #9b228902
Evidence: Rainbow cookies (Asda)
Fig. A: Evidence
CRUMB4.1

Subject

Rainbow cookies (Asda)

Field Notes

“Disappointing. As you can see - I was excited to bring this baby home, where I sat and tucked in with a cuppa and the football on. I’m a big fan of rainbow biscuits and cookies, mainly for the soft meets crunchy texture complexity - however this was a suboptimal investigation into one dimensional, processed sawdust. Tastes like if montesanto made cookies. You could also probably store these in a nuclear bunker for 30 years - may come in useful the way things are going. Difficult and sad times - but mainly because of the biscuits.”

·11 Apr
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