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Case File #70f88480
Evidence: BN Chocolate
Fig. A: Evidence
CRUMB7.3

Subject

BN Chocolate

Field Notes

“Remember these? I'm led to believe they're back in UK shops but I don't recall seeing them lately. Another Brussels purchase. It's a comparable biscuit to the Prinzen Rolle - dry, brittle biscuit with cream filling - but the chocolate cream to biscuit ratio is more generous, and the biscuit itself is tastier. Had to stop myself after 6. Will be returning to them this evening.”

·20 Feb
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