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Case File #580d2d12
Evidence: Belgian Triple Chocolate Cookie
Fig. A: Evidence
CRUMB7.7

Subject

Belgian Triple Chocolate Cookie

Field Notes

There's not much naughtier than a triple chocolate Belgian cookie. You can feel the gluttony flowing through your arteries. I was surprised to see they've changed these to a see-through package to give it a more luxurious feel. It worked. They were exceptional. Dunkability is always hard to dunk a cookie. For a start, they don't fit in your mug. I just don't think this type of cookie wants to be dunked. Value is an interesting one because, pound per gram, this is probably not as good as your regular packets of biscuits. However, for what you're actually getting and what you're paying is so much more than pound per gram. You get a decadent burst of pleasure.

·20 Jul
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