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Case #8a52d57e
Biscoff Creams (Lotus)
Damn ! Only 2 left in the pack... this is truly a premium bicky for when you want a treat!
CRUMB
7.5
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Most Wanted Biscuits
The three highest-rated biscuits by average CRUMB scoreCRUMB ScoreCritically Rated Universal Metric for BiscuitsCalculated from: Tastiness (40%), Dunkability (15%), Moreishness (15%), Naughtiness (15%), Value (15%), as ranked by our agents.
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