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Confidential
Case File #ad3663ec
Evidence: Fox’s Rounds
Fig. A: Evidence
CRUMB835

Subject

Fox’s Rounds

Field Notes

“Round. Perfect. Tautological. The first is as the last, is as the first. Delicious.”

·4 Oct
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Most Wanted Biscuits

The three highest-rated biscuits by average score, as ranked by our agents.
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  1. First place
    Field photograph of Fox’s Viennese Fingers
    Fox’s Viennese FingersCream-filled · 1 field reportOpen dossier
    CRUMB865
  2. Second place
    Field photograph of Fox's Triple
    Fox's TripleCream-filled · 1 field reportOpen dossier
    CRUMB84
  3. Third place
    Field photograph of Fox’s Crunch Creams
    Fox’s Crunch CreamsCream-filled · 2 field reportsOpen dossier
    CRUMB838
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“Should you, dear agent, suspect that a Digestive deserves rather more than a 7.2 - or indeed that our Hobnobs are criminally overrated - the Bureau requires your intelligence forthwith. One cannot stand idly by whilst biscuits are misgraded; it is your solemn duty to act.”

The Viscount, Head of the Bureau

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