Welcome to the Biscuit Bureau
We gather intelligence on Britain's Most Wanted Biscuits. Submit reviews to contribute to the national database, and earn Honours as you climb the Bureau's hierarchy.
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Subject
Biscoff (Lotus)
Field Notes
“Hands down the most moreish biscuit on the market. I sat down after a long day of work and before I knew it I had inhaled the whole pack, obviously leaving one for the Mrs. Approach with caution. As I like to say. When the fun stops, keep going. Because you can’t stop.”
Most Wanted Biscuits
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“Should you, dear agent, suspect that a Digestive deserves rather more than a 7.2 - or indeed that our Hobnobs are criminally overrated - the Bureau requires your intelligence forthwith. One cannot stand idly by whilst biscuits are misgraded; it is your solemn duty to act.”
The Viscount
Head of the Bureau