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Case File #62979496
Evidence: Zero zingy dark choc ginger oaties
Fig. A: Evidence
CRUMB1.0

Subject

Zero zingy dark choc ginger oaties

Field Notes

“Well I see why they are called zero because there’s absolutely nothing to rave about here. Cheap tasting - only redeeming quality was the crunch. I’m not a dunker so maybe it has the potential to claw a point there but in all honesty the rest of the pack is going straight in the bin. Advertised as zero sugar but jammed full of sweeteners - safe to say there’s nothing sweet here. Very disappointing!”

·26 Feb
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