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Subject
Maryland choc and hazelnut cookies
Field Notes
“Very moreish. They've got that malty-flavour that makes you want to just eat the whole pack and also one of the greatest dunking biscuits of a generation. I remember devouring a whole pack of these on the way to primary school. This was one of the first ever benefits of having the autonomy of walking to school yourself. You were unleashed and able to visit the shop and buy whatever you want and no one would know. The cookie and the hard cookie format really lends itself to dunking. Now this is my personal favourite variation of the Maryland brand, the hazelnut one. I don't think the double chocolate lends itself to too much extra taste; I just really like the hazelnut taste. I'm a sucker for hazelnuts. Yes you would get better value from own brand. But they don’t have hazelnut variants and they’re not as naughty.”
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