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We gather intelligence on Britain's most wanted biscuits. Submit your biscuit review to contribute to the national database.

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Most Wanted Biscuits

The three highest-rated biscuits by average CRUMB score, as determined by our field agents.
  1. 1st
    Fox's Triple

    Case File

    Fox's Triple

    Cream-filled · 1 review

    CRUMB
    8.40
  2. 2nd
    Blissfuls (McVitie's)

    Case File

    Blissfuls (McVitie's)

    Luxury, exotic & misc · 1 review

    CRUMB
    8.05
  3. 3rd
    Biscoff Creams (Lotus)

    Case File

    Biscoff Creams (Lotus)

    Cream-filled · 2 reviews

    CRUMB
    7.82

Think We Got It Wrong?

Every field agent brings their own expertise. If you believe a Digestive deserves better than 7.2, or that Hobnobs are criminally overrated, the Bureau needs your intelligence. Review biscuits, curate your own most wanted leaderboard, and collect badges as you climb the Bureau's hierarchy.