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Confidential
Case File #0463157e
Evidence: White chocolate Leibniz
Fig. A: Evidence
CRUMB7.2

Subject

White chocolate Leibniz

Field Notes

Just when you thought you'd seen it all: a white chocolate Leibniz! Not as good as the milk chocolate counterpart I must say. A little bit more processed taste. But god is it delicious still. Would get again, although not habitually.

·4 May
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