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We gather intelligence on Britain's Most Wanted Biscuits. Submit reviews to contribute to the national database, and earn Honours as you climb the Bureau's hierarchy.
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Subject
Belgian Triple Chocolate Cookie
Field Notes
“There's not much naughtier than a triple chocolate Belgian cookie. You can feel the gluttony flowing through your arteries. I was surprised to see they've changed these to a see-through package to give it a more luxurious feel. It worked. They were exceptional. Dunkability is always hard to dunk a cookie. For a start, they don't fit in your mug. I just don't think this type of cookie wants to be dunked. Value is an interesting one because, pound per gram, this is probably not as good as your regular packets of biscuits. However, for what you're actually getting and what you're paying is so much more than pound per gram. You get a decadent burst of pleasure.”
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“Should you, dear agent, suspect that a Digestive deserves rather more than a 7.2 - or indeed that our Hobnobs are criminally overrated - the Bureau requires your intelligence forthwith. One cannot stand idly by whilst biscuits are misgraded; it is your solemn duty to act.”

The Viscount
Head of the Bureau




